StormChaser Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 True and funny story. I went to bed about an hour ago. My roommate isn't home tonight so I put the dog gate in front of the front door. As Kodi and I were drifting to sleep we hear a crash. I immediately thought someone broke in and knocked the dog gate down. I jump up and think "what do i have for a weapon"... Flat iron .....no way Hair dryer .....no way Aha !!! My Adams supplies were by my door. So i grab the first spray bottle and it was the glass cleaner. I open my bedroom door and sneak onto the kitchen and got the butcher knife...Kodi and I searched and didn't see anything. I go in my bathroom and checked the shower (what if he was hiding in there?). I see my wash cloth on the bottom of the tub. The noise I heard wasn't the dog gate but the suction cup falling with the rag!!!!! I see gun training in my future then a gun. Man I love Adams but I don't think I'd win a fight. LOL Sent from my PG86100 using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krewsman Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 You may not win a fight using Glass CLeaner, but the intruder'd be streak-free! THAT'S a funny story! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dipolley Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 You may not win a fight using Glass CLeaner, but the intruder'd be streak-free! THAT'S a funny story! What if the intruder WAS a streaker? Would he just disappear? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 What if the intruder WAS a streaker? Would he just disappear? Twisted! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crowvet Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 You may not win a fight using Glass CLeaner, but the intruder'd be streak-free! THAT'S a funny story! Does that mean they would not run away naked? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAYBEN Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chase@InsanePaint Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 Ummmmmmmmmm..........lmao. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StormChaser Posted December 30, 2011 Author Share Posted December 30, 2011 Hahaha you guys are funny!!!!! Sent from my PG86100 using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmyAcadia09 Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 maybe APC next time...would either burn or leave them coughing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golf for Life Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 It's funny now but at the time I'm sure that you were freaked out. Yes perhaps APC would be a more potent defense weapon, just glad to hear that it was a false alarm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE Mook Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 Next time grab the In and Out Spray! Aerosol eyeballs FTW! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GXPaycheck Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 Obviously you need a foam gun. Bad guys should be easy to spot running away trailing all those suds! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAYBEN Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 Obviously you need a foam gun. Bad guys should be easy to spot running away trailing all those suds! because everyone has a garden hose in their house ready to go with the foamer Locked, Cocked, and Ready to Rock! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
egott_91 Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 Next time grab the In and Out Spray! Aerosol eyeballs FTW! :iagree:That's what I was thinking. In and Out Spray or Quick Sealant. They will be like this and won't know which way to go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frid Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 because everyone has a garden hose in their house ready to go with the foamer Locked, Cocked, and Ready to Rock! I do lol....not really, BUT THAT WOULD BE SOOOOO COOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chas Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 How about the fender well brush? You can get two hands on that thing, swing it, straight shot to someone's dome will do some damage lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueGenCoupe Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 I hoped you grabbed the Leather and interior cleaner. That stuff burns on open wounds, and I bet it would be a great mase Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ryan Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 Smith and Wesson Bodyguard .38 next time.. Save those precious Adam's products. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Z71_Denali Posted January 3, 2012 Share Posted January 3, 2012 APC or IUS straight to the eyes!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matts88yj Posted January 3, 2012 Share Posted January 3, 2012 Don't worry, she will be having some training soon enough with a hand cannon. Kimber Custom TLE II. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StormChaser Posted January 3, 2012 Author Share Posted January 3, 2012 My options were limited because I only had a few things in my bedroom. The rest were out in the dining room which was not easily accessible. When Matt got to my apt he found the knife on the window sill by the bed! HAHAHA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LFairbanks Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 You need to get Kodi a companion and then train him/her. I have 3 german shepherds and don't worry a bit about the house being broke into. My wife is into the protection sport and working dogs. I had never gone to watch them practice up until last spring and I must say it was amazing to see how well these dogs were trained. Some in the group have dogs that make police dogs look bad. Here is a couple of links to watch. This is a dog that is owned and trained by an individual in the group that my wife works with. In the below link you will see the dog do what is called an "object gaurd". The trainer has instructed the dog to gaurd the red gas can and notice when the guy backs up the dog lets go. And when he approaches again he re-engages. Really amazing to see in person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matts88yj Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 My options were limited because I only had a few things in my bedroom. The rest were out in the dining room which was not easily accessible. When Matt got to my apt he found the knife on the window sill by the bed! HAHAHA When I saw that knife in there I didn't know if she was going to take me out in my sleep or what! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDude Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 When I saw that knife in there I didn't know if she was going to take me out in my sleep or what! I think you need too collect all the dangerous weapons when you arrive and give them back when you leave from now on. Since she has a knife in the window next to her bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matts88yj Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 I think you need too collect all the dangerous weapons when you arrive and give them back when you leave from now on. Since she has a knife in the window next to her bed. It was on the window ledge. If it was sticking out of the window then I would begin to question things! Plus I was sleeping beside it so she would of had to climb out of bed to go get it. I sleep pretty good but I always have one eye open Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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